There is a word I would like, DAMN IT! Prefer to omit from my everyday language. No it’s not the Bomb!
That word is way too valuable!
I have a carer tomorrow who I get along very well with. I call her Aunty Christine! It comes in handy when I have to give Jamima (my cat) the talk!
You know the ‘talk’……..
“C’mon there are starving kids in Africa that won’t eat today! Eat your dinner Aunty Christine gave it to you!”
But anyway, she will arrive tomorrow and she has an appropriate level of common sense where she will see the plastic “thing” on the kitchen bench and ask me what I want her to do with it…
She will not ask me if I want her to recycle it because next to it are the suction “thing” that attach it to the wall of my shower and a tube of Superglue…
I will happily respond to her question with a grumpy “Can you fix that fucking thing?”
And after we laugh about it, she will fix the fucking thing.
The fucking thing in question is a plastic holder that sticks to the shower wall and holds 2 hand pump bottles. One for shampoo and one for conditioner…
No OT (Occupational Therapist) told me that one! And see if you can use the F Bomb in context it’s acceptable. Unlike (grrr) the word ‘like!’
I hate that word because I’m not 14 and I have other words in my vocabulary!
What words do you not….. favour?