Because Life is Short

Published August 17, 2018 by helentastic67

Life is too short

Because Life is Short

Because life is short, we should sometimes write about the little things that amuse us, that might amuse others. Rather than doom and gloom all the time.

No doom or gloom

So, this week I have been introduced to a new term for when a woman has her period.

I like the IT Crowd reference to Aunt Irma. If you are not familiar with the show, you just got homework. Wonder if my male followers read to this point.

Aunt Irma

The term I’ve been introduced to this week is called “Shark Week” I mean, on this topic in general, men can be such bastards. Oh, they think we blame everything on our periods, but if they had crazy hormones once a month and had just one full on menstrual cycle, they would bite their tongue and be much more considerate.

Crazy Hormones

Where was I? The other name I’ve heard, this one Oprah uses, “You Know where Aunt Flo visits.” Oh Oprah, so love her… Then theirs “I’ve got the Decorators in.” What? That person also explained ‘You know the painters?’

Oprah painting

What term do you use?

Tell me

3 comments on “Because Life is Short

  • I will probably cry when the bloody messes are over because I never was able to have children. But, then, I’ll be happy that I won’t have to bother with the mess. I don’t get ‘cranky’ with my periods just very low just before they happen.

    If men really had to experience for themselves how it’s *really* like to be a woman they’d be shocked for sure.

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