File Under Apartment Living
I was talking to my mum on the phone, the balcony door was closed, the only window open in the study (the second bedroom) and my mum says to me;
“Can you turn that down?”
I don’t know if I’ve mention, but I do all calls at home on speaker phone, in case I need to pick up a pen or I multitask doing “something”.
I told her I couldn’t turn it down as it was a motorcycle.
What was I meant to do? Go out onto the balcony and scream out
“Hey you, MUM SAID TURN IT DOWN!”
That would go down well wouldn’t it?
Ba Hum Bug.