I’ve received an invite to an event, I did put my hand up to go, so it’s not like I’m special.
The event is at a place called ‘Government House’ without mentioning what the event was in aid of, the point is it sounds special and impressive, right.
Also, it has a dress code.
Now, I don’t know if any of you realise, but I do not have an exciting wardrobe these days. If unsure, No, I don’t.
The invite states
“Men: Lounge suit.
Um? Do I get free reign? I’m taking it to mean I don’t need to wear a suit or dress, but I should dress appropriately.
Not like I’ve got my Hoochie-on or a like a slag. I don’t know where ‘Hoochie’ came from but, a slag is rather 80’s term for a woman with loose morals.
To be continued…